What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 01:20

Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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Octopussy
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Dr No
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-All the bad guys are black.
Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
From Russia With Love
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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Live and Let Die
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.